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"line": "Can it, Fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!",
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"attribution": "S1E13"
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"line": "Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!",
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"attribution": "S1E14"
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"line": "Who dares intrude upon I, the King of Demons?!",
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"attribution": "S1E1"
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"line": "Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us.",
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"attribution": "S1E1"
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},
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{
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"line": "Try to catch me when I’m covered in grease! I'm a squirmy little fella.",
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"attribution": "S1E1"
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},
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"line": "My crown! Yes, yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Ha‐ha!",
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"attribution": "S1E1"
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},
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{
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"line": "Weh?",
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"attribution": "S1E1"
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{
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"line": "That was actually one of her better breakups!",
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"attribution": "S1E1"
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{
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"line": "I AM NOT YOUR CUTIE-PIE!!!",
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"attribution": "S1E2"
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},
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{
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"line": "Ha! Good luck. The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair.",
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"attribution": "S1E2"
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},
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{
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"line": "You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth.",
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"attribution": "S1E2"
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},
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{
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"line": "Finally, all that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.",
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"attribution": "S1E2"
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},
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{
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"line": "Less talky, more nappy.",
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"attribution": "S1E2"
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"line": "Can't mistake her smell. Like lemons and young, naïve confidence.",
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"attribution": "S1E2"
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},
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{
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"line": "I have no son! Eat salt!",
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"attribution": "S1E3"
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},
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{
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"line": "Even demons have inner demons.",
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"attribution": "S1E4"
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},
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{
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"line": "Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!",
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"attribution": "S1E4"
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},
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{
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"line": "Bap!",
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"attribution": "S1E4"
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},
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{
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"line": "Remember when her head got cut off last week? That woman can survive anything. She's probably just tired from staying up all night chasing shrews and voles.",
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"attribution": "S1E4"
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},
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{
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"line": "That voice. That horrific voice!!!",
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"attribution": "S1E4"
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},
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{
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"line": "Show me the picture! Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists.",
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"attribution": "S1E5"
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},
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{
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"line": "Are you bestowing gifts upon me? Yes! I accept your offering! The King of Demons is back!",
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"attribution": "S1E5"
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},
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{
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"line": "Cupcakes in my tummy-tum makes the King say yummy-yum!",
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"attribution": "S1E5"
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},
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{
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"line": "Mmm? Oh, yeah. No.",
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"attribution": "S1E5"
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},
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{
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"line": "I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!",
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"attribution": "S1E6"
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},
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{
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"line": "King? Who's King? I go by Little Bone Boy now.",
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"attribution": "S1E6"
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{
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"line": "Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.",
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"attribution": "S1E7"
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},
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{
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"line": "What does Luz know about problems anyway? All she has is dumb teen drama! She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it.",
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"attribution": "S1E8"
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{
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"line": "Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby!",
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"attribution": "S1E8"
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},
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{
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"line": "My life is a living nightmare!",
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"attribution": "S1E8"
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},
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{
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"line": "Fight to the death!",
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"attribution": "S1E8"
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},
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{
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"line": "I've got some... very confusing emotions right now.",
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"attribution": "S1E8"
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{
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"line": "All right, you acne‐encrusted hormone buckets. Let's go let out some teen angst!",
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"attribution": "S1E8"
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},
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{
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"line": "Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!",
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"attribution": "S1E9"
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},
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{
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"line": "Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!",
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"attribution": "S1E10"
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{
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"line": "*Rage squeals*",
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"attribution": "S1E10"
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},
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{
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"line": "Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece? Anyone brave enough?",
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"attribution": "S1E11"
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{
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"line": "I've always wanted a people chair! I'm in! This will be my first step in my reclamation of power!",
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"attribution": "S1E11"
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{
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"line": "I'm sorry, my lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work.",
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"attribution": "S1E11"
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"line": "What's a book? Good night!",
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"attribution": "S1E11"
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"line": "Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!",
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"attribution": "S1E12"
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"line": "Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!",
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"attribution": "S1E12"
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"line": "This day shall live in infamy.",
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"attribution": "S1E12"
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"line": "Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!",
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"attribution": "S1E13"
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"line": "Assume a coefficient of ten, carry the two, solve for Y, and that is the way to steal a pie from a windowsill! Also you can eat trash.",
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"attribution": "S1E13"
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"line": "Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Ah, days like these make being a teacher all worth it.",
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"attribution": "S1E13"
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"line": "Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? Looks like I'm toast!",
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"attribution": "S1E14"
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"line": "The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now!",
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"attribution": "S1E14"
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"line": "Beat up the man and steal his things for me!",
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"attribution": "S1E14"
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"line": "I'm gonna bake that kid into a pie!",
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"attribution": "S1E15"
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"line": "Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!",
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"attribution": "S1E16"
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"line": "I FORGE MY OWN PATH!",
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"attribution": "S1E16"
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"line": "Why am I doing this? I don't even wear clothes!",
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"line": "Ha! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh, did you know the earth is actually flat!",
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"line": "We're going to turn this blood-bath into a fun-bath!",
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"line": "Girl, you can pull off anything! Up top! We're style geniuses!",
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"line": "Now I am king and queen! Best of both things!",
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"line": "Yes! Now I’ll strike fear into my enemies with this armor of intimidation.",
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"line": "You know what, when she first got here, I thought we were gonna eat her. But now I only think of that, like, sometimes.",
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"line": "The cake is me!",
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"line": "Me and Eda don't always see eye to eye, but I do consider her family. I want her back as much as you do.",
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"line": "We'll have to do something so diabolical, so criminally insane, that they'll have to send us to the Conformatorium.",
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"line": "I'm never letting you go! You're never returning to the human realm!",
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"line": "King want a cracker!",
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"line": "Weh? Yeah yeah, I'll deal with it. No one ever said power came with responsibility...",
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"line": "Ah, the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz.",
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"line": "Is that a six-footed pig or a floating appendage? Why, no! It's Gus the Illusion Master. Please leave a message.",
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"line": "And weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh!",
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"attribution": "S2E7"
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"line": "Haha! Saint Epiderm? More like Stank Epiderm!",
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"line": "DID YOU OWL PELLET ME?!",
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"line": "You look like one of my hairballs. Let's just do the trench coat thing!",
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"line": "I can't wait to eat HUMAN snacks!",
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"line": "Is this thing on? Demon King to Luzura, you copy?",
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