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+[
+    {
+        "line": "Can it, Fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!",
+        "attribution": "S1E13"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!",
+        "attribution": "S1E14"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Who dares intrude upon I, the King of Demons?!",
+        "attribution": "S1E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us.",
+        "attribution": "S1E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Try to catch me when I’m covered in grease! I'm a squirmy little fella.",
+        "attribution": "S1E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "My crown! Yes, yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Ha‐ha!",
+        "attribution": "S1E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Weh?",
+        "attribution": "S1E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "That was actually one of her better breakups!",
+        "attribution": "S1E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I AM NOT YOUR CUTIE-PIE!!!",
+        "attribution": "S1E2"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Ha! Good luck. The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair.",
+        "attribution": "S1E2"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth.",
+        "attribution": "S1E2"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Finally, all that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.",
+        "attribution": "S1E2"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Less talky, more nappy.",
+        "attribution": "S1E2"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Can't mistake her smell. Like lemons and young, naïve confidence.",
+        "attribution": "S1E2"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I have no son! Eat salt!",
+        "attribution": "S1E3"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Even demons have inner demons.",
+        "attribution": "S1E4"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!",
+        "attribution": "S1E4"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Bap!",
+        "attribution": "S1E4"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Remember when her head got cut off last week? That woman can survive anything. She's probably just tired from staying up all night chasing shrews and voles.",
+        "attribution": "S1E4"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "That voice. That horrific voice!!!",
+        "attribution": "S1E4"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Show me the picture! Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists.",
+        "attribution": "S1E5"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Are you bestowing gifts upon me? Yes! I accept your offering! The King of Demons is back!",
+        "attribution": "S1E5"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Cupcakes in my tummy-tum makes the King say yummy-yum!",
+        "attribution": "S1E5"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Mmm? Oh, yeah. No.",
+        "attribution": "S1E5"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!",
+        "attribution": "S1E6"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "King? Who's King? I go by Little Bone Boy now.",
+        "attribution": "S1E6"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.",
+        "attribution": "S1E7"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "What does Luz know about problems anyway? All she has is dumb teen drama! She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it.",
+        "attribution": "S1E8"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby!",
+        "attribution": "S1E8"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "My life is a living nightmare!",
+        "attribution": "S1E8"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Fight to the death!",
+        "attribution": "S1E8"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I've got some... very confusing emotions right now.",
+        "attribution": "S1E8"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "All right, you acne‐encrusted hormone buckets. Let's go let out some teen angst!",
+        "attribution": "S1E8"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!",
+        "attribution": "S1E9"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!",
+        "attribution": "S1E10"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "*Rage squeals*",
+        "attribution": "S1E10"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece? Anyone brave enough?",
+        "attribution": "S1E11"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I've always wanted a people chair! I'm in! This will be my first step in my reclamation of power!",
+        "attribution": "S1E11"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I'm sorry, my lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work.",
+        "attribution": "S1E11"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "What's a book? Good night!",
+        "attribution": "S1E11"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!",
+        "attribution": "S1E12"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!",
+        "attribution": "S1E12"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "This day shall live in infamy.",
+        "attribution": "S1E12"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!",
+        "attribution": "S1E13"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Assume a coefficient of ten, carry the two, solve for Y, and that is the way to steal a pie from a windowsill! Also you can eat trash.",
+        "attribution": "S1E13"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Ah, days like these make being a teacher all worth it.",
+        "attribution": "S1E13"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? Looks like I'm toast!",
+        "attribution": "S1E14"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now!",
+        "attribution": "S1E14"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Beat up the man and steal his things for me!",
+        "attribution": "S1E14"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I'm gonna bake that kid into a pie!",
+        "attribution": "S1E15"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!",
+        "attribution": "S1E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I FORGE MY OWN PATH!",
+        "attribution": "S1E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Why am I doing this? I don't even wear clothes!",
+        "attribution": "S1E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Ha! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh, did you know the earth is actually flat!",
+        "attribution": "S1E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "We're going to turn this blood-bath into a fun-bath!",
+        "attribution": "S1E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Girl, you can pull off anything! Up top! We're style geniuses!",
+        "attribution": "S1E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Now I am king and queen! Best of both things!",
+        "attribution": "S1E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Yes! Now I’ll strike fear into my enemies with this armor of intimidation.",
+        "attribution": "S1E17"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "You know what, when she first got here, I thought we were gonna eat her. But now I only think of that, like, sometimes.",
+        "attribution": "S1E18"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "The cake is me!",
+        "attribution": "S1E18"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Me and Eda don't always see eye to eye, but I do consider her family. I want her back as much as you do.",
+        "attribution": "S1E19"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "We'll have to do something so diabolical, so criminally insane, that they'll have to send us to the Conformatorium.",
+        "attribution": "S1E19"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I'm never letting you go! You're never returning to the human realm!",
+        "attribution": "S2E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "King want a cracker!",
+        "attribution": "S2E1"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Weh? Yeah yeah, I'll deal with it. No one ever said power came with responsibility...",
+        "attribution": "S2E2"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "The King of Demons yields to no one!",
+        "attribution": "S2E3"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Ah, the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz.",
+        "attribution": "S2E3"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Is that a six-footed pig or a floating appendage? Why, no! It's Gus the Illusion Master. Please leave a message.",
+        "attribution": "S2E5"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "And weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh!",
+        "attribution": "S2E7"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Haha! Saint Epiderm? More like Stank Epiderm!",
+        "attribution": "S2E7"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "DID YOU OWL PELLET ME?!",
+        "attribution": "S2E8"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "You look like one of my hairballs. Let's just do the trench coat thing!",
+        "attribution": "S2E9"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Guess minecart chases are a lot more dangerous than video games make'em seem.",
+        "attribution": "S2E9"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "I can't wait to eat HUMAN snacks!",
+        "attribution": "S2E10"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "It was the... yeast I could do.",
+        "attribution": "S2E11"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "With my love of mayhem and Hooty’s desperate need for attention, this’ll be a cake walk!",
+        "attribution": "S2E11"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Ooh! That'll work great when birds try to fly away with me.",
+        "attribution": "S2E14"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "What you need is a healthy distractions from your problems. Like breakfast!",
+        "attribution": "S2E14"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Is this thing on? Demon King to Luzura, you copy?",
+        "attribution": "S2E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "Uh, oh. Uh... Hable más lento, por favor.",
+        "attribution": "S2E16"
+    },
+    {
+        "line": "The Collector is just a little kid. A scary, powerful one, but… also… sad, and alone. I don’t know, this whole time, I was scared of making him mad, but… I think I can relate to him.",
+        "attribution": "S3E1"
+    }
+]
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+<?php
+$quotes = file_get_contents('weh.json');
+if ($quotes !== false) {
+    $quotes = json_decode($quotes, true);
+    $quote = $quotes[array_rand($quotes)];
+    echo "<pre>".var_dump($quote)."</pre>";
+}
+?>
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+
+<head>
+    <meta charset="UTF-8">
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
+    <title>Weh?</title>
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="weh.css">
+    <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="weh.ico">
+</head>
+
+<body>
+    <div class="container">
+        <h1>Weh?</h1>
+        <div class="weh"></div>
+        <?php if ($quotes) { ?>
+            <?php if ($quote["line"] == "*Rage squeals*") { ?>
+                *Rage squeals*
+            <?php } else { ?>
+                <?=$quote["line"]?><br>
+                <em><small>~ King (The Owl House, <?=$quote["attribution"]?>)</small></em>
+            <?php } ?>
+        <?php } ?>
+    </div>
+</body>
+
+</html>