weh.moe/weh.json
2024-09-04 14:25:27 +01:00

327 lines
10 KiB
JSON
Raw Blame History

This file contains ambiguous Unicode characters

This file contains Unicode characters that might be confused with other characters. If you think that this is intentional, you can safely ignore this warning. Use the Escape button to reveal them.

[
{
"line": "Can it, Fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!",
"attribution": "S1E13"
},
{
"line": "Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!",
"attribution": "S1E14"
},
{
"line": "Who dares intrude upon I, the King of Demons?!",
"attribution": "S1E1"
},
{
"line": "Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us.",
"attribution": "S1E1"
},
{
"line": "Try to catch me when Im covered in grease! I'm a squirmy little fella.",
"attribution": "S1E1"
},
{
"line": "My crown! Yes, yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Haha!",
"attribution": "S1E1"
},
{
"line": "Weh?",
"attribution": "S1E1"
},
{
"line": "That was actually one of her better breakups!",
"attribution": "S1E1"
},
{
"line": "I AM NOT YOUR CUTIE-PIE!!!",
"attribution": "S1E2"
},
{
"line": "Ha! Good luck. The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair.",
"attribution": "S1E2"
},
{
"line": "You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth.",
"attribution": "S1E2"
},
{
"line": "Finally, all that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.",
"attribution": "S1E2"
},
{
"line": "Less talky, more nappy.",
"attribution": "S1E2"
},
{
"line": "Can't mistake her smell. Like lemons and young, naïve confidence.",
"attribution": "S1E2"
},
{
"line": "I have no son! Eat salt!",
"attribution": "S1E3"
},
{
"line": "Even demons have inner demons.",
"attribution": "S1E4"
},
{
"line": "Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!",
"attribution": "S1E4"
},
{
"line": "Bap!",
"attribution": "S1E4"
},
{
"line": "Remember when her head got cut off last week? That woman can survive anything. She's probably just tired from staying up all night chasing shrews and voles.",
"attribution": "S1E4"
},
{
"line": "That voice. That horrific voice!!!",
"attribution": "S1E4"
},
{
"line": "Show me the picture! Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists.",
"attribution": "S1E5"
},
{
"line": "Are you bestowing gifts upon me? Yes! I accept your offering! The King of Demons is back!",
"attribution": "S1E5"
},
{
"line": "Cupcakes in my tummy-tum makes the King say yummy-yum!",
"attribution": "S1E5"
},
{
"line": "Mmm? Oh, yeah. No.",
"attribution": "S1E5"
},
{
"line": "I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!",
"attribution": "S1E6"
},
{
"line": "King? Who's King? I go by Little Bone Boy now.",
"attribution": "S1E6"
},
{
"line": "Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.",
"attribution": "S1E7"
},
{
"line": "What does Luz know about problems anyway? All she has is dumb teen drama! She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it.",
"attribution": "S1E8"
},
{
"line": "Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby!",
"attribution": "S1E8"
},
{
"line": "My life is a living nightmare!",
"attribution": "S1E8"
},
{
"line": "Fight to the death!",
"attribution": "S1E8"
},
{
"line": "I've got some... very confusing emotions right now.",
"attribution": "S1E8"
},
{
"line": "All right, you acneencrusted hormone buckets. Let's go let out some teen angst!",
"attribution": "S1E8"
},
{
"line": "Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!",
"attribution": "S1E9"
},
{
"line": "Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!",
"attribution": "S1E10"
},
{
"line": "*Rage squeals*",
"attribution": "S1E10"
},
{
"line": "Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece? Anyone brave enough?",
"attribution": "S1E11"
},
{
"line": "I've always wanted a people chair! I'm in! This will be my first step in my reclamation of power!",
"attribution": "S1E11"
},
{
"line": "I'm sorry, my lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work.",
"attribution": "S1E11"
},
{
"line": "What's a book? Good night!",
"attribution": "S1E11"
},
{
"line": "Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!",
"attribution": "S1E12"
},
{
"line": "Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!",
"attribution": "S1E12"
},
{
"line": "This day shall live in infamy.",
"attribution": "S1E12"
},
{
"line": "Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!",
"attribution": "S1E13"
},
{
"line": "Assume a coefficient of ten, carry the two, solve for Y, and that is the way to steal a pie from a windowsill! Also you can eat trash.",
"attribution": "S1E13"
},
{
"line": "Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Ah, days like these make being a teacher all worth it.",
"attribution": "S1E13"
},
{
"line": "Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? Looks like I'm toast!",
"attribution": "S1E14"
},
{
"line": "The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now!",
"attribution": "S1E14"
},
{
"line": "Beat up the man and steal his things for me!",
"attribution": "S1E14"
},
{
"line": "I'm gonna bake that kid into a pie!",
"attribution": "S1E15"
},
{
"line": "Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!",
"attribution": "S1E16"
},
{
"line": "I FORGE MY OWN PATH!",
"attribution": "S1E16"
},
{
"line": "Why am I doing this? I don't even wear clothes!",
"attribution": "S1E16"
},
{
"line": "Ha! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh, did you know the earth is actually flat!",
"attribution": "S1E16"
},
{
"line": "We're going to turn this blood-bath into a fun-bath!",
"attribution": "S1E16"
},
{
"line": "Girl, you can pull off anything! Up top! We're style geniuses!",
"attribution": "S1E16"
},
{
"line": "Now I am king and queen! Best of both things!",
"attribution": "S1E16"
},
{
"line": "Yes! Now Ill strike fear into my enemies with this armor of intimidation.",
"attribution": "S1E17"
},
{
"line": "You know what, when she first got here, I thought we were gonna eat her. But now I only think of that, like, sometimes.",
"attribution": "S1E18"
},
{
"line": "The cake is me!",
"attribution": "S1E18"
},
{
"line": "Me and Eda don't always see eye to eye, but I do consider her family. I want her back as much as you do.",
"attribution": "S1E19"
},
{
"line": "We'll have to do something so diabolical, so criminally insane, that they'll have to send us to the Conformatorium.",
"attribution": "S1E19"
},
{
"line": "I'm never letting you go! You're never returning to the human realm!",
"attribution": "S2E1"
},
{
"line": "King want a cracker!",
"attribution": "S2E1"
},
{
"line": "Weh? Yeah yeah, I'll deal with it. No one ever said power came with responsibility...",
"attribution": "S2E2"
},
{
"line": "The King of Demons yields to no one!",
"attribution": "S2E3"
},
{
"line": "Ah, the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz.",
"attribution": "S2E3"
},
{
"line": "Is that a six-footed pig or a floating appendage? Why, no! It's Gus the Illusion Master. Please leave a message.",
"attribution": "S2E5"
},
{
"line": "And weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh!",
"attribution": "S2E7"
},
{
"line": "Haha! Saint Epiderm? More like Stank Epiderm!",
"attribution": "S2E7"
},
{
"line": "DID YOU OWL PELLET ME?!",
"attribution": "S2E8"
},
{
"line": "You look like one of my hairballs. Let's just do the trench coat thing!",
"attribution": "S2E9"
},
{
"line": "Guess minecart chases are a lot more dangerous than video games make'em seem.",
"attribution": "S2E9"
},
{
"line": "I can't wait to eat HUMAN snacks!",
"attribution": "S2E10"
},
{
"line": "It was the... yeast I could do.",
"attribution": "S2E11"
},
{
"line": "With my love of mayhem and Hootys desperate need for attention, thisll be a cake walk!",
"attribution": "S2E11"
},
{
"line": "Ooh! That'll work great when birds try to fly away with me.",
"attribution": "S2E14"
},
{
"line": "What you need is a healthy distractions from your problems. Like breakfast!",
"attribution": "S2E14"
},
{
"line": "Is this thing on? Demon King to Luzura, you copy?",
"attribution": "S2E16"
},
{
"line": "Uh, oh. Uh... Hable más lento, por favor.",
"attribution": "S2E16"
},
{
"line": "The Collector is just a little kid. A scary, powerful one, but… also… sad, and alone. I dont know, this whole time, I was scared of making him mad, but… I think I can relate to him.",
"attribution": "S3E1"
}
]