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<?php
return [
"toh" => [
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "EDA",
"line" => "Ahh sure. Spare us."
],
[
"character" => "LILITH",
"line" => "Woe to us whose fates are sealed."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "EDA",
"line" => "Hey freeloaders! Guess what today is!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "EDA",
"line" => "Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Can it, Fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "EDA",
"line" => "There is one way, but it's terribly dangerous and partially illegal."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "GUS CLONE",
"line" => "I'd rather die than expose my secrets!"
],
[
"character" => "GUS",
"line" => "Then die, you shall!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "LUZ",
"line" => "Vee, you're giving up too quick!"
],
[
"character" => "VEE",
"line" => "I'm being realistic."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E10"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "LUZ",
"line" => "I have questions about that name..."
],
[
"character" => "LILITH",
"line" => "And I have questions about my life!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E12"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "EMIRA",
"line" => "We can shout as loud as we want, but money always shouts louder."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E20"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "VEE",
"line" => "Uhh, no, I'm new in town, I just have one of those faces! But, ju-just one, the normal amount of face."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S3E01"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "RAINE",
"line" => "You Know I Hate These Things. Talking To People. Waving To People. People."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Who dares intrude upon I, the King of Demons?!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Try to catch me when Im covered in grease! I'm a squirmy little fella."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "My crown! Yes, yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Haha!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Weh?"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "That was actually one of her better breakups!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I AM NOT YOUR CUTIE-PIE!!!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Ha! Good luck. The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Finally, all that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Less talky, more nappy."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Can't mistake her smell. Like lemons and young, naïve confidence."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I have no son! Eat salt!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E3"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Even demons have inner demons."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Bap!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Remember when her head got cut off last week? That woman can survive anything. She's probably just tired from staying up all night chasing shrews and voles."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "That voice. That horrific voice!!!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Show me the picture! Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Are you bestowing gifts upon me? Yes! I accept your offering! The King of Demons is back!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Cupcakes in my tummy-tum makes the King say yummy-yum!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Mmm? Oh, yeah. No."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E6"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "King? Who's King? I go by Little Bone Boy now."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E6"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E7"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "What does Luz know about problems anyway? All she has is dumb teen drama! She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "My life is a living nightmare!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Fight to the death!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I've got some... very confusing emotions right now."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "All right, you acneencrusted hormone buckets. Let's go let out some teen angst!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E9"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E10"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "(Rage squeals
)"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E10"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece? Anyone brave enough?"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I've always wanted a people chair! I'm in! This will be my first step in my reclamation of power!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I'm sorry, my lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "What's a book? Good night!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "This day shall live in infamy."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Assume a coefficient of ten, carry the two, solve for Y, and that is the way to steal a pie from a windowsill! Also you can eat trash."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Ah, days like these make being a teacher all worth it."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? Looks like I'm toast!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Beat up the man and steal his things for me!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I'm gonna bake that kid into a pie!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I FORGE MY OWN PATH!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Why am I doing this? I don't even wear clothes!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Ha! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh, did you know the earth is actually flat!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "We're going to turn this blood-bath into a fun-bath!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Girl, you can pull off anything! Up top! We're style geniuses!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Now I am king and queen! Best of both things!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Yes! Now Ill strike fear into my enemies with this armor of intimidation."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E17"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "You know what, when she first got here, I thought we were gonna eat her. But now I only think of that, like, sometimes."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E18"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "The cake is me!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E18"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Me and Eda don't always see eye to eye, but I do consider her family. I want her back as much as you do."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E19"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "We'll have to do something so diabolical, so criminally insane, that they'll have to send us to the Conformatorium."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E19"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I'm never letting you go! You're never returning to the human realm!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "King want a cracker!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E1"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Weh? Yeah yeah, I'll deal with it. No one ever said power came with responsibility..."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl
House, S2E2"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "The King of Demons yields to no one!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E3"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Ah, the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E3"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Is that a six-footed pig or a floating appendage? Why, no! It's Gus the Illusion Master. Please leave a message."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E5"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "And weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E7"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Haha! Saint Epiderm? More like Stank Epiderm!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E7"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "DID YOU OWL PELLET ME?!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E8"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "You look like one of my hairballs. Let's just do the trench coat thing!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E9"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Guess minecart chases are a lot more dangerous than video games make'em seem."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E9"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "I can't wait to eat HUMAN snacks!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E10"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "It was the... yeast I could do."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "With my love of mayhem and Hootys desperate need for attention, thisll be a cake walk!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Hey, Eda, look! \"Dear sister, join the Emperor's Coven and together, we can become gods!\""
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E12"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Ooh! That'll work great when birds try to fly away with me."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E14"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "What you need is a healthy distractions from your problems. Like breakfast!"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E14"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Is this thing on? Demon King to Luzura, you copy?"
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "Uh, oh. Uh... Hable más lento, por favor."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E16"
],
[
"lines" => [
[
"character" => "KING",
"line" => "The Collector is just a little kid. A scary, powerful one, but… also… sad, and alone. I dont know, this whole time, I was scared of making him mad, but… I think I can relate to him."
]
],
"attribution" => "The Owl House, S3E1"
]
],
"neversaid" => [
[
"name" => "ASM",
"quote" => "The Director liked all the props we got today."
],
[
"name" => "PM",
"quote" => "Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific."
],
[
"name" => "Chippie",
"quote" => "I don't know, let's look at the ground plan."
],
[
"name" => "Set Designer",
"quote" => "Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper."
],
[
"name" => "Sound",
"quote" => "Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them."
],
[
"name" => "Director",
"quote" => "Sorry, my mistake."
],
[
"name" => "Electrics",
"quote" => "This equipment is more complicated than we need."
],
[
"name" => "Performer",
"quote" => "I really think my big scene should be cut."
],
[
"name" => "SM",
"quote" => "Can we do that scene change again please?"
],
[
"name" => "LX designer",
"quote" => "Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called."
],
[
"name" => "Electrics",
"quote" => "All the equipment works perfectly."
],
[
"name" => "Musicians",
"quote" => "So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off."
],
[
"name" => "Wardrobe",
"quote" => "Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?"
],
[
"name" => "Workshop",
"quote" => "I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter."
],
[
"name" => "Performer",
"quote" => "This costume is so comfortable."
],
[
"name" => "Admin",
"quote" => "The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better."
],
[
"name" => "Box Office",
"quote" => "Comps? No problem."
],
[
"name" => "Set Designer",
"quote" => "You're right, it looks dreadful."
],
[
"name" => "Flyman",
"quote" => "No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret."
],
[
"name" => "Electrics",
"quote" => "That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault."
],
[
"name" => "Crew",
"quote" => "No, no, I'm sure that's our job."
],
[
"name" => "SMgt",
"quote" => "Thanks, but I don't drink."
],
[
"name" => "Performer",
"quote" => "Let me stand down here with my back to the audience."
],
[
"name" => "Chippie",
"quote" => "I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself."
],
[
"name" => "Chippie",
"quote" => "I prefer to use these little hand drills."
],
[
"name" => "All",
"quote" => "Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know."
]
]
];