Added "Things they never said" to the homepage

public/css/master.css

@@ -308,7 +308,6 @@ table.gb-admin tr td.gb-message {
 table.info-table tr td {
     border: none;
     padding-right: 5px;
-    vertical-align: bottom;
 }
 
 table.info-table tr td h1,
@@ -387,3 +386,8 @@ .error-box p {
     margin: 0;
     color: var(--foreground)
 }
+
+.never-said {
+    width: 400px;
+}
+

public/js/neverSaid.js

@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+// Define an array of strings
+const neverSaid = [
+    "<td><strong>ASM:</strong></td> <td>The Director liked all the props we got today.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>PM:</strong></td> <td>Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Sound:</strong></td> <td>Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Director:</strong></td> <td>Sorry, my mistake.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>This equipment is more complicated than we need.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>I really think my big scene should be cut.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>SM:</strong></td> <td>Can we doo that scene change again please?",
+    "<td><strong>LX designer:</strong></td> <td>Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>All the equipment works perfectly.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Musicians:</strong></td> <td>So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Wardrobe:</strong></td> <td>Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?",
+    "<td><strong>Workshop:</strong></td> <td>I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>This costume is so comfortable.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Admin:</strong></td> <td>The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Box Office:</strong></td> <td>Comps? No problem.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>You're right, it looks dreadful.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Flyman:</strong></td> <td>No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Crew:</strong></td> <td>No, no, I'm sure that's our job.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>SMgt:</strong></td> <td>Thanks, but I don't drink",
+    "<td><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I prefer to use these little hand drills.</td>",
+    "<td><strong>All:</strong></td> <td>Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know.</td>"
+]
+
+// Generate a random index into the array
+const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length);
+
+// Use document.write to output the random string
+document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]);

resources/views/pages/home.blade.php

@@ -2,7 +2,20 @@
 @section('title', 'Home')
 @section('description', 'This is the personal homepage of floppydisk.')
 @section('content')
-    <p>Hi! This my personal homepage on the <strong>W</strong>orld <strong>W</strong>ide <strong>W</strong>eb.
+    <p>Hi! This my personal homepage on the <strong>W</strong>orld <strong>W</strong>ide <strong>W</strong>eb.</p>
+
+    <table class="info-table never-said" role="presentation">
+        <caption>
+            <h2>Things they never said</h2>
+            <hr>
+        </caption>
+        <tr>
+            <script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="/js/neverSaid.js"></script>
+            <noscript><td>Oops! You need JavaScript enabled to view this content.</td></noscript>
+        </tr>
+    </table>
+    <br>
+
 
     <table class="info-table" role="presentation">
         <caption>