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-### I don't need a reason to build random garbage
+### Hi there, I'm floppydisk!
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+I'm a 19 y/o, British Theatre Technician, "Web Developer" and part-time NixOS user. I sometimes [take photographs](https://www.flickr.com/photos/floppydisk/) and play games [~~while crying~~](https://steamcommunity.com/id/floppydisk05/recommended/420530)!
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+I'm (mostly) self-taught in a bunch of languages, like C#, Java, JavaScript, PHP and Ruby. I also have a weather station!
 
 [![My Skills](https://skillicons.dev/icons?i=git,linux,vim,vscode,cs,java,nodejs,python,php,laravel,ruby,rails,mysql)](https://skillicons.dev)