// Define an array of strings const neverSaid = [ 'ASM: The Director liked all the props we got today.', 'PM: Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.', "Chippie: I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.", 'Set Designer: Well, let\'s just have whatever is cheaper.', 'Sound: Better turn that down a bit. We don\'t want to deafen them.', 'Director: Sorry, my mistake.', 'Electrics: This equipment is more complicated than we need.', 'Performer: I really think my big scene should be cut.', 'SM: Can we doo that scene change again please?', 'LX designer: Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that\'s right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.', 'Electrics: All the equipment works perfectly.', "Musicians: So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.", 'Wardrobe: Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?', 'Workshop: I don\'t want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.', 'Performer: This costume is so comfortable.', 'Admin: The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.', 'Box Office: Comps? No problem.', 'Set Designer: You\'re right, it looks dreadful.', 'Flyman: No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.', 'Electrics: That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.', "Crew: No, no, I'm sure that's our job.", 'SMgt: Thanks, but I don\'t drink', 'Performer: Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.', 'Chippie: I can\'t really manage those big fast power tools myself.', 'Chippie: I prefer to use these little hand drills.', "All: Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know.", ]; // Generate a random index into the array const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length); // Use document.write to output the random string document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]);