Merge me, Seymour! #1
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| use Illuminate\View\View; | ||||
| use DateTime; | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| class HomeController extends Controller | ||||
| { | ||||
| class HomeController extends Controller { | ||||
|     /** | ||||
|      * Returns age based on birthday date and current date (GMT) | ||||
|      * @return int | ||||
|      */ | ||||
|     function returnAge(): int | ||||
|     { | ||||
|     function returnAge(): int { | ||||
|         date_default_timezone_set('Europe/London'); | ||||
|         $birthday = new DateTime("2005-06-07"); | ||||
|         $currentDate = DateTime::createFromFormat("Y-m-d", date("Y-m-d")); | ||||
|  | @ -24,7 +22,7 @@ function returnAge(): int | |||
|      * Shows home page | ||||
|      * @return View | ||||
|      */ | ||||
|     public function show() : View { | ||||
|     public function show(): View { | ||||
|         return view('home', [ | ||||
|             'age' => $this->returnAge() | ||||
|         ]); | ||||
|  |  | |||
							
								
								
									
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| <?php | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| namespace App\View\Components; | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| use Closure; | ||||
| use Illuminate\Contracts\View\View; | ||||
| use Illuminate\View\Component; | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| class NeverSaid extends Component | ||||
| { | ||||
|     /** | ||||
|      * Create a new component instance. | ||||
|      */ | ||||
|     public function __construct() | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         //
 | ||||
|     } | ||||
| 
 | ||||
|     function returnQuote(): array { | ||||
|         $quotes = config('quotes.neversaid'); | ||||
|         $index = rand(0, count($quotes) - 1); | ||||
|         return $quotes[$index]; | ||||
|     } | ||||
| 
 | ||||
|     /** | ||||
|      * Get the view / contents that represent the component. | ||||
|      */ | ||||
|     public function render(): View|Closure|string | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         return view('components.never-said', [ | ||||
|             "quote" => $this->returnQuote() | ||||
|         ]); | ||||
|     } | ||||
| } | ||||
							
								
								
									
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| <?php | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| namespace App\View\Components; | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| use Closure; | ||||
| use Illuminate\Contracts\View\View; | ||||
| use Illuminate\View\Component; | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| class TohQuote extends Component | ||||
| { | ||||
|     /** | ||||
|      * Create a new component instance. | ||||
|      */ | ||||
|     public function __construct() | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         //
 | ||||
|     } | ||||
| 
 | ||||
|     function returnQuote(): array { | ||||
|         $quotes = config('quotes.toh'); | ||||
|         $index = rand(0, count($quotes) - 1); | ||||
|         return $quotes[$index]; | ||||
|     } | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
|     /** | ||||
|      * Get the view / contents that represent the component. | ||||
|      */ | ||||
|     public function render(): View|Closure|string | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         return view('components.toh-quote',[ | ||||
|             'quote' => $this->returnQuote() | ||||
|         ]); | ||||
|     } | ||||
| } | ||||
							
								
								
									
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| <?php | ||||
| return [ | ||||
|     "toh" => [ | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "EDA", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Ahh sure. Spare us." | ||||
|                 ], | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "LILITH", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Woe to us whose fates are sealed." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "EDA", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Hey freeloaders! Guess what today is!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "EDA", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Can it, Fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "EDA", | ||||
|                     "line" => "There is one way, but it's terribly dangerous and partially illegal." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "GUS CLONE", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I'd rather die than expose my secrets!" | ||||
|                 ], | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "GUS", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Then die, you shall!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "LUZ", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Vee, you're giving up too quick!" | ||||
|                 ], | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "VEE", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I'm being realistic." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E10" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "LUZ", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I have questions about that name..." | ||||
|                 ], | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "LILITH", | ||||
|                     "line" => "And I have questions about my life!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E12" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "EMIRA", | ||||
|                     "line" => "We can shout as loud as we want, but money always shouts louder." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E20" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "VEE", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Uhh, no, I'm new in town, I just have one of those faces! But, ju-just one, the normal amount of face." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S3E01" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "RAINE", | ||||
|                     "line" => "You Know I Hate These Things. Talking To People. Waving To People. People." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Who dares intrude upon I, the King of Demons?!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Try to catch me when I’m covered in grease! I'm a squirmy little fella." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "My crown! Yes, yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Ha‐ha!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Weh?" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "That was actually one of her better breakups!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I AM NOT YOUR CUTIE-PIE!!!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Ha! Good luck. The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Finally, all that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Less talky, more nappy." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Can't mistake her smell. Like lemons and young, naïve confidence." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I have no son! Eat salt!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E3" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Even demons have inner demons." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Bap!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Remember when her head got cut off last week? That woman can survive anything. She's probably just tired from staying up all night chasing shrews and voles." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "That voice. That horrific voice!!!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Show me the picture! Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Are you bestowing gifts upon me? Yes! I accept your offering! The King of Demons is back!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Cupcakes in my tummy-tum makes the King say yummy-yum!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Mmm? Oh, yeah. No." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E6" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "King? Who's King? I go by Little Bone Boy now." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E6" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E7" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "What does Luz know about problems anyway? All she has is dumb teen drama! She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "My life is a living nightmare!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Fight to the death!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I've got some... very confusing emotions right now." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "All right, you acne‐encrusted hormone buckets. Let's go let out some teen angst!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E9" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E10" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "(Rage squeals
 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| )" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E10" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece? Anyone brave enough?" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I've always wanted a people chair! I'm in! This will be my first step in my reclamation of power!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I'm sorry, my lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "What's a book? Good night!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "This day shall live in infamy." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Assume a coefficient of ten, carry the two, solve for Y, and that is the way to steal a pie from a windowsill! Also you can eat trash." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Ah, days like these make being a teacher all worth it." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? Looks like I'm toast!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Beat up the man and steal his things for me!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I'm gonna bake that kid into a pie!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I FORGE MY OWN PATH!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Why am I doing this? I don't even wear clothes!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Ha! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh, did you know the earth is actually flat!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "We're going to turn this blood-bath into a fun-bath!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Girl, you can pull off anything! Up top! We're style geniuses!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Now I am king and queen! Best of both things!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Yes! Now I’ll strike fear into my enemies with this armor of intimidation." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E17" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "You know what, when she first got here, I thought we were gonna eat her. But now I only think of that, like, sometimes." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E18" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "The cake is me!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E18" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Me and Eda don't always see eye to eye, but I do consider her family. I want her back as much as you do." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E19" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "We'll have to do something so diabolical, so criminally insane, that they'll have to send us to the Conformatorium." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E19" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I'm never letting you go! You're never returning to the human realm!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "King want a cracker!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E1" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Weh? Yeah yeah, I'll deal with it. No one ever said power came with responsibility..." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl
 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
|  House, S2E2" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "The King of Demons yields to no one!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E3" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Ah, the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E3" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Is that a six-footed pig or a floating appendage? Why, no! It's Gus the Illusion Master. Please leave a message." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E5" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "And weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E7" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Haha! Saint Epiderm? More like Stank Epiderm!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E7" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "DID YOU OWL PELLET ME?!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E8" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "You look like one of my hairballs. Let's just do the trench coat thing!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E9" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Guess minecart chases are a lot more dangerous than video games make'em seem." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E9" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "I can't wait to eat HUMAN snacks!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E10" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "It was the... yeast I could do." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "With my love of mayhem and Hooty’s desperate need for attention, this’ll be a cake walk!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Hey, Eda, look! \"Dear sister, join the Emperor's Coven and together, we can become gods!\"" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E12" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Ooh! That'll work great when birds try to fly away with me." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E14" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "What you need is a healthy distractions from your problems. Like breakfast!" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E14" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Is this thing on? Demon King to Luzura, you copy?" | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "Uh, oh. Uh... Hable más lento, por favor." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E16" | ||||
|         ], | ||||
|         [ | ||||
|             "lines" => [ | ||||
|                 [ | ||||
|                     "character" => "KING", | ||||
|                     "line" => "The Collector is just a little kid. A scary, powerful one, but… also… sad, and alone. I don’t know, this whole time, I was scared of making him mad, but… I think I can relate to him." | ||||
|                 ] | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             "attribution" => "The Owl House, S3E1" | ||||
|         ] | ||||
|     ], | ||||
|     "neversaid" => [ | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "ASM", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "The Director liked all the props we got today." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "PM", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Chippie", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "I don't know, let's look at the ground plan." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Set Designer", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Sound", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Director", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Sorry, my mistake." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Electrics", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "This equipment is more complicated than we need." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Performer", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "I really think my big scene should be cut." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "SM", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Can we do that scene change again please?" | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "LX designer", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Electrics", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "All the equipment works perfectly." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Musicians", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Wardrobe", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?" | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Workshop", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Performer", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "This costume is so comfortable." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Admin", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Box Office", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Comps? No problem." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Set Designer", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "You're right, it looks dreadful." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Flyman", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Electrics", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Crew", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "No, no, I'm sure that's our job." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "SMgt", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Thanks, but I don't drink." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Performer", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Let me stand down here with my back to the audience." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Chippie", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "Chippie", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "I prefer to use these little hand drills." | ||||
|             ], | ||||
|             [ | ||||
|                 "name" => "All", | ||||
|                 "quote" => "Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know." | ||||
|             ] | ||||
|         ] | ||||
| ]; | ||||
|  | @ -1,69 +0,0 @@ | |||
| const quotes = [ | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "KING: \"Mmm? Oh, yeah. No.\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E05" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "KING: \"I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E06" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "EDA: \"Ahh sure. Spare us.\"<br>" + | ||||
|             "LILITH: \"Woe to us whose fates are sealed.\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E11" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "EDA: \"Hey freeloaders! Guess what today is!\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E12" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "EDA: \"Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E13" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "KING: \"Can it, fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E13" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "KING: \"Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E14" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "EDA: \"There is one way, but it's terribly dangerous and partially illegal.\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E15" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "GUS CLONE: \"I'd rather die than expose my secrets!\"<br>" + | ||||
|             "GUS: \"Then die, you shall!\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E15" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "LUZ: \"Vee, you're giving up too quick!\"<br>" + | ||||
|             "VEE: \"I'm being realistic.\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E10" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "LUZ: \"I have questions about that name...\"<br>" + | ||||
|             "LILITH: \"And I have questions about my life!\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E12" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "EMIRA: \"We can shout as loud as we want, but money always shouts louder.\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E20" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "VEE: \"Uhh, no, I'm new in town, I just have one of those faces! But, ju-just one, the normal amount of face.\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S3E01" | ||||
|     }, | ||||
|     { | ||||
|         "quote": "RAINE: \"You Know I Hate These Things. Talking To People. Waving To People. People.\"", | ||||
|         "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E11" | ||||
|     } | ||||
| ]; | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length); | ||||
| const quote = quotes[randomIndex]; | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| // Use document.write to output the random string
 | ||||
| document.write(`${quote.quote}<br><small>(${quote.attribution})</small>`); | ||||
| 
 | ||||
							
								
								
									
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							|  | @ -0,0 +1,3 @@ | |||
| <p class="quote"> | ||||
|     <strong>{{ $quote["name"] }}:</strong> "{{ $quote["quote"] }}"<br> | ||||
| </p> | ||||
							
								
								
									
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							|  | @ -0,0 +1,6 @@ | |||
| <p class="quote"> | ||||
|     @foreach($quote["lines"] as $line) | ||||
|         <strong>{{ $line["character"] }}:</strong> "{{ $line["line"] }}"<br> | ||||
|     @endforeach | ||||
|     <small>({{ $quote["attribution"] }})</small> | ||||
| </p> | ||||
|  | @ -28,10 +28,7 @@ | |||
|     <div class="section"> | ||||
|         <h2>Random Quote</h2> | ||||
|         <hr> | ||||
|         <p class="quote"> | ||||
|             <script type="text/javascript" src="{{ asset("/js/randomQuote.js") }}"></script> | ||||
|             <noscript>Oops! You need JavaScript enabled to view this content.</noscript> | ||||
|         </p> | ||||
|         <x-toh-quote/> | ||||
|     </div> | ||||
|     <div class="section"> | ||||
|         <h2>Contact</h2> | ||||
|  |  | |||
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