Add custom error pages, pixel images, etc (also improve computers)

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Frankie B 2024-01-12 18:57:10 +00:00
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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('Unauthorized'))
@section('code', '401')
@section('message', __('Unauthorized'))

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('Payment Required'))
@section('code', '402')
@section('message', __('Payment Required'))

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('Forbidden'))
@section('code', '403')
@section('message', __($exception->getMessage() ?: 'Forbidden'))

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@php
abort(503)
@endphp
@section('content')
<h1>Error 404 | <strong>Page not found!</strong></h1>
<hr align="left">
<h2>The page <code class="addr">/{{ Request::path() }}/</code> doesn't exist! Did you mean...</h2>
<ul>
<li><a href="//www.diskfloppy.me/">diskfloppy.me</a></li>
<li><a href="//git.diskfloppy.me/">git.diskfloppy.me</a></li>
<li><a href="//weather.diskfloppy.me">weather.diskfloppy.me</a></li>
<li><a href="//dl.diskfloppy.me/">dl.diskfloppy.me</a></li>
<li><a href="https://status.diskfloppy.me">status.diskfloppy.me</a> (HTTPS Only)</li>
<li><a href="gopher://diskfloppy.me">gopher://diskfloppy.me</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Still haven't found what you were looking for or believe this is a server error? Contact the <a href="mailto:webmaster@diskfloppy.me">webmaster</a>!</p>
<br>
<h4>Diagnostic Info</h4>
<table><tr><td>
<code>
Server: &nbsp;{{ gethostname() }}<br>
Your IP: {{ Request::ip() }}<br>
Epoch: &nbsp;&nbsp;{{ now()->timestamp }}<br>
Agent: &nbsp;&nbsp;Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:122.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/122.0 </code>
</td></tr></table>
<hr align="left">
<p>&copy; floppydisk 2021-2024</p>
@endsection

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('I\'m a teapot'))
@section('code', '418')
@section('message', __('I\'m a teapot'))

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('Page Expired'))
@section('code', '419')
@section('message', __('Page Expired'))

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('Too Many Requests'))
@section('code', '429')
@section('message', __('Too Many Requests'))

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('Server Error'))
@section('code', '500')
@section('message', __('Server Error'))

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@extends('errors::minimal')
@section('title', __('Service Unavailable'))
@section('code', '503')
@section('message', __('Service Unavailable'))

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<title>@yield('title')</title>
<!-- Styles -->
<style>
html, body {
background-color: #fff;
color: #636b6f;
font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji";
font-weight: 100;
height: 100vh;
margin: 0;
}
.full-height {
height: 100vh;
}
.flex-center {
align-items: center;
display: flex;
justify-content: center;
}
.position-ref {
position: relative;
}
.content {
text-align: center;
}
.title {
font-size: 36px;
padding: 20px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="flex-center position-ref full-height">
<div class="content">
<div class="title">
@yield('message')
</div>
</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>

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@extends('layouts.minimal')
@section('content')
<h1>Error @yield('code') | <strong>@yield('message')</strong></h1>
<hr align="left">
<p>Here, have a cat...</p>
<img src="https://http.cat/@yield('code')" width="500"><br><br>
<p>If you believe this is a server error, contact the <a href="mailto:webmaster@diskfloppy.me">webmaster</a></p>
<br>
<h4>Diagnostic Info</h4>
<table><tr><td>
<code>
Server: &nbsp;{{ gethostname() }}<br>
Your IP: {{ Request::ip() }}<br>
Root: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;{!! url('') !!}<br>
Path: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;/{{ Request::path() }}/<br>
Epoch: &nbsp;&nbsp;{{ now()->timestamp }}<br>
Agent: &nbsp;&nbsp;Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:122.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/122.0 </code>
</td></tr></table>
<hr align="left">
<p>&copy; floppydisk 2021-2024</p>
@endsection