Add april fools stuff

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Roscoe 2026-03-31 23:15:31 +01:00
commit e37c663c43
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9 changed files with 194 additions and 22 deletions

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<title>wah! (dot moe) - {{ $title }}</title>
</head>
<body background="/images/roscoe_tile.jpg" bgcolor="#6595fb" text="#000000" link="#FFFFFF" alink="#999999" vlink="#FFFFFF">
<table bgcolor="#6595fb" width="850px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0">
@if($event === 'april-fools')
<body background="/images/roscoe_tile_rainbow.jpg" bgcolor="#6595fb" text="#000000" link="#FFFFFF" alink="#999999" vlink="#FFFFFF">
<table bgcolor="#9365FB" width="850px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0">
<!-- HEADER -->
<tr>
<td>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="nopad">
<tr>
<td width="90px">
<img src="/images/logo-v2.gif">
<img src="/images/logo-v2-rainbow.gif">
</td>
<td valign="middle"><font color="#FFFFFF" face="sans-serif">
<font size="+10"><b><i>wah! (dot moe)</i></b></font><br>
@ -27,21 +28,21 @@
<!-- HEADER END -->
<!-- TOP NAV -->
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#a183f2"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr>
<td>
<table bgcolor="#3366FF" border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<table bgcolor="#a183f2" border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr>
<td width="10px" bgcolor="#3366FF">&nbsp;</td>
<td bgcolor="#3366FF" width="100%"><font face="sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">
<td width="10px" bgcolor="#a183f2">&nbsp;</td>
<td bgcolor="#a183f2" width="100%"><font face="sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">
<x-navigation></x-navigation>
</font></td>
<td width="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF" >&nbsp;</td>
<td width="5px" bgcolor="#a183f2" >&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#a183f2"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<!-- TOP NAV END -->
<!-- CONTENT -->
@ -63,21 +64,21 @@
<!-- CONTENT END -->
<!-- BOTTOM NAV -->
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#a183f2"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr>
<td>
<table bgcolor="#3366FF" border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<table bgcolor="#a183f2" border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr>
<td width="10px" bgcolor="#3366FF">&nbsp;</td>
<td bgcolor="#3366FF" width="100%"><font face="sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">
<td width="10px" bgcolor="#a183f2">&nbsp;</td>
<td bgcolor="#a183f2" width="100%"><font face="sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">
<x-navigation></x-navigation>
</font></td>
<td width="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF" >&nbsp;</td>
<td width="5px" bgcolor="#a183f2" >&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#a183f2"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<!-- BOTTOM NAV END -->
<!-- FOOTER -->
@ -99,4 +100,99 @@
<!-- FOOTER END -->
</table>
</body>
@else
<body background="/images/roscoe_tile.jpg" bgcolor="#6595fb" text="#000000" link="#FFFFFF" alink="#999999" vlink="#FFFFFF">
<table bgcolor="#6595fb" width="850px" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0">
<!-- HEADER -->
<tr>
<td>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="nopad">
<tr>
<td width="90px">
<img src="/images/logo-v2.gif">
</td>
<td valign="middle"><font color="#FFFFFF" face="sans-serif">
<font size="+10"><b><i>wah! (dot moe)</i></b></font><br>
<i>"i mean it looks alright, but then you realise its all tables" ~ <a href="https://nve.wtf/~alice/">alice</a></i>
</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<!-- HEADER END -->
<!-- TOP NAV -->
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr>
<td>
<table bgcolor="#3366FF" border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr>
<td width="10px" bgcolor="#3366FF">&nbsp;</td>
<td bgcolor="#3366FF" width="100%"><font face="sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">
<x-navigation></x-navigation>
</font></td>
<td width="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF" >&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<!-- TOP NAV END -->
<!-- CONTENT -->
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr>
<td>
<table bgcolor="#FFFFFF" border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr>
<td width="10px" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">&nbsp;</td>
<td bgcolor="#ffffff" width="100%"><font face="sans-serif">
{{ $slot }}
</font></td>
<td width="5px" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" >&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<!-- CONTENT END -->
<!-- BOTTOM NAV -->
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr>
<td>
<table bgcolor="#3366FF" border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr>
<td width="10px" bgcolor="#3366FF">&nbsp;</td>
<td bgcolor="#3366FF" width="100%"><font face="sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">
<x-navigation></x-navigation>
</font></td>
<td width="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF" >&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr><td height="5px" bgcolor="#3366FF"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<!-- BOTTOM NAV END -->
<!-- FOOTER -->
<tr><td height="5px"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<tr>
<td>
<table border="0" class="nopad" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr>
<td width="10px">&nbsp;</td>
<td width="100%"><font face="sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">
&copy; RoscoeDaWah 2021-2025
</font></td>
<td width="5px">&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr><td height="5px"><font size="-2">&nbsp;</font></td></tr>
<!-- FOOTER END -->
</table>
</body>
@endif
</html>