Merge MVC rewrite into master (#21)

* Just commit it all

* Require auth

* crap

* Update homepage

* Block AI scrapers

* Update cache update script

* Add dummy file

* Remove unnecessary lastfm config var

* Use withQueryParameters for LastFM API

* Fix embeds

* Update example env

* Smard

resources/js/neverSaid.js

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+// Define an array of strings
+const neverSaid = [
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>ASM:</strong></td> <td>The Director liked all the props we got today.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>PM:</strong></td> <td>Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Sound:</strong></td> <td>Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Director:</strong></td> <td>Sorry, my mistake.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>This equipment is more complicated than we need.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>I really think my big scene should be cut.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>SM:</strong></td> <td>Can we doo that scene change again please?",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>LX designer:</strong></td> <td>Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>All the equipment works perfectly.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Musicians:</strong></td> <td>So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Wardrobe:</strong></td> <td>Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Workshop:</strong></td> <td>I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>This costume is so comfortable.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Admin:</strong></td> <td>The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Box Office:</strong></td> <td>Comps? No problem.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>You're right, it looks dreadful.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Flyman:</strong></td> <td>No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Crew:</strong></td> <td>No, no, I'm sure that's our job.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>SMgt:</strong></td> <td>Thanks, but I don't drink",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I prefer to use these little hand drills.</td>",
+    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>All:</strong></td> <td>Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know.</td>"
+]
+
+// Generate a random index into the array
+const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length);
+
+// Use document.write to output the random string
+document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]);

resources/js/schemeSwap.js

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+/**
+ * Retrieves a cookies value
+ * @param {string} cname Cookie name
+ * @returns {string}     Cookie value
+ */
+function getCookie(cname) {
+    let name = cname + "=";
+    let decodedCookie = decodeURIComponent(document.cookie);
+    let ca = decodedCookie.split(';');
+    for(let i = 0; i <ca.length; i++) {
+        let c = ca[i];
+        while (c.charAt(0) === ' ') {
+            c = c.substring(1);
+        }
+        if (c.indexOf(name) === 0) {
+            return c.substring(name.length, c.length);
+        }
+    }
+    return "";
+}
+
+/**
+ * Sets/creates a cookie
+ * @param {string} cname  Cookie name
+ * @param {string} cvalue Cookie value
+ * @param {number} exdays Cookie lifespan (days)
+ */
+function setCookie(cname, cvalue, exdays) {
+    const d = new Date();
+    d.setTime(d.getTime() + (exdays*24*60*60*1000));
+    let expires = "expires="+ d.toUTCString();
+    document.cookie = cname + "=" + cvalue + ";" + expires + ";path=/;SameSite=Strict;Domain=.diskfloppy.me";
+}
+
+/**
+ * Checks if a cookie exists
+ * @param {string} cname Cookie name
+ * @returns {boolean}    If cookie exists or not
+ */
+function cookieExists(cname) {
+    const cvalue = getCookie(cname);
+    return cvalue !== "";
+}
+
+/**
+ * Swaps the colorscheme
+ * @param {string} scheme Color scheme ID
+ */
+function swapScheme(scheme) {
+    setCookie("colorscheme", scheme, 90);
+    document.getElementById("css-colorscheme").href = `/css/colorschemes/${scheme}.css`;
+    console.log(`Set colorscheme to ${getCookie("colorscheme")}`)
+}
+
+function setSchemeSelector() {
+    if (!cookieExists("colorscheme")) {
+        setCookie("colorscheme", "catppuccin-macchiato", 90);
+    } else {
+        const scheme = getCookie("colorscheme");
+        const scheme_selector = document.getElementById("scheme-selector");
+        if (scheme && scheme_selector) {
+            for (let option of scheme_selector.options) {
+                if (option.value === scheme) {
+                    option.selected = true;
+                    break;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}