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hosts/watermelon/configuration.nix

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+# This is your system's configuration file.
+# Use this to configure your system environment (it replaces /etc/nixos/configuration.nix)
+{
+  inputs,
+  lib,
+  config,
+  pkgs,
+  ...
+}: {
+  # You can import other NixOS modules here
+  imports = [
+    ./hardware-configuration.nix
+  ];
+
+  services.xserver = {
+    enable = true;
+    xkb.layout = "us";
+    libinput.enable = true;
+  };
+
+  services.tailscale.enable = true;
+
+  hardware.opengl = {
+    enable = true;
+    driSupport = true;
+    driSupport32Bit = true;
+  };
+
+  nixpkgs = {
+    # Configure your nixpkgs instance
+    config = {
+      # Disable if you don't want unfree packages
+      allowUnfree = true;
+    };
+  };
+
+  nix = {
+    # This will add each flake input as a registry
+    # To make nix3 commands consistent with your flake
+    registry = lib.mapAttrs (_: value: {flake = value;}) inputs;
+
+    # This will additionally add your inputs to the system's legacy channels
+    # Making legacy nix commands consistent as well, awesome!
+    nixPath = lib.mapAttrsToList (key: value: "${key}=${value.to.path}") config.nix.registry;
+
+    settings = {
+      # Enable flakes and new 'nix' command
+      experimental-features = "nix-command flakes";
+      # Deduplicate and optimize nix store
+      auto-optimise-store = true;
+    };
+  };
+
+  # the configuration (pain)
+  programs = {
+    gnupg.agent = {
+      enable = true;
+      enableSSHSupport = true;
+    };
+    hyprland = {
+      enable = true;
+      xwayland.enable = true;
+    };
+    zsh.enable = true;
+  };
+
+  security.rtkit.enable = true;
+  services.pipewire = {
+    enable = true;
+    alsa.enable = true;
+    alsa.support32Bit = true;
+    pulse.enable = true;
+  };
+
+  environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [
+    gcc
+    git
+    grim
+    lxqt.lxqt-policykit
+    pavucontrol
+    pciutils
+    pulseaudio
+    screen
+    slurp
+    usbutils
+    wget
+    wl-clipboard
+    xdg-utils
+    swaynotificationcenter
+    swayidle
+    wofi
+    swaylock
+    gnome.gnome-keyring
+    gtklock
+    fprintd
+    tailscale
+  ];
+
+  services.fprintd = {
+    enable = true;
+  };
+  services.printing.enable = true;
+
+  fonts.packages = with pkgs; [
+    font-awesome
+    nerdfonts
+    jetbrains-mono
+    winePackages.fonts
+  ];
+
+  networking.hostName = "watermelon";
+  networking.networkmanager.enable = true;
+
+  boot.loader.systemd-boot.enable = true;
+  boot.loader.efi.canTouchEfiVariables = true;
+  boot.initrd.systemd.enable = true;
+  boot.kernelPackages = pkgs.linuxPackages_latest;
+
+  # Set a time zone, idiot
+  time.timeZone = "Europe/London";
+
+  # Fun internationalisation stuffs (AAAAAAAA)
+  i18n.defaultLocale = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+
+  i18n.extraLocaleSettings = {
+    LC_ADDRESS = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_IDENTIFICATION = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_MEASUREMENT = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_MONETARY = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_NAME = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_NUMERIC = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_PAPER = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_TELEPHONE = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+    LC_TIME = "en_GB.UTF-8";
+  };
+
+  # define user acc
+  users.users.floppydisk = {
+    isNormalUser = true;
+    description = "Frankie B.";
+    extraGroups = ["networkmanager" "wheel"];
+    openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
+      # TODO: Add your SSH public key(s) here, if you plan on using SSH to connect
+    ];
+    shell = pkgs.zsh;
+  };
+
+  nix.gc = {
+    automatic = true;
+    dates = "weekly";
+    options = "--delete-older-than 30d";
+  };
+
+  # This setups a SSH server. Very important if you're setting up a headless system.
+  # Feel free to remove if you don't need it.
+
+  services.openssh.enable = true;
+
+  services.greetd = {
+    enable = true;
+    restart = true;
+    settings = {
+      default_session = {
+        command = "${pkgs.greetd.tuigreet}/bin/tuigreet --time --cmd Hyprland";
+        user = "greeter";
+      };
+    };
+  };
+
+  systemd.services.greetd.serviceConfig = {
+    Type = "idle";
+    StandardInput = "tty";
+    StandardOutput = "tty";
+    StandardError = "journal";
+    TTYReset = "true";
+    TTYHangup = "true";
+    TTYVTDisallocate = true;
+  };
+
+  security.pam.services.gtklock.text = lib.readFile "${pkgs.gtklock}/etc/pam.d/gtklock";
+
+  networking.firewall.enable = false;
+
+  system.stateVersion = "24.05";
+}

hosts/watermelon/hardware-configuration.nix

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+# Do not modify this file!  It was generated by ‘nixos-generate-config’
+# and may be overwritten by future invocations.  Please make changes
+# to /etc/nixos/configuration.nix instead.
+{ config, lib, pkgs, modulesPath, ... }:
+
+{
+  imports =
+    [ (modulesPath + "/installer/scan/not-detected.nix")
+    ];
+
+  boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [ "xhci_pci" "ehci_pci" "ata_piix" "usb_storage" "sd_mod" "sdhci_pci" ];
+  boot.initrd.kernelModules = [ ];
+  boot.kernelModules = [ "kvm-intel" ];
+  boot.extraModulePackages = [ ];
+
+  fileSystems."/" =
+    { device = "/dev/disk/by-uuid/82b7f887-2059-45ae-9bdd-60082718d922";
+      fsType = "ext4";
+    };
+
+  fileSystems."/boot" =
+    { device = "/dev/disk/by-uuid/C630-E94C";
+      fsType = "vfat";
+    };
+
+  swapDevices =
+    [ { device = "/dev/disk/by-uuid/3ce61b0c-691d-4452-93f2-e64e4b926f30"; }
+    ];
+
+  # Enables DHCP on each ethernet and wireless interface. In case of scripted networking
+  # (the default) this is the recommended approach. When using systemd-networkd it's
+  # still possible to use this option, but it's recommended to use it in conjunction
+  # with explicit per-interface declarations with `networking.interfaces.<interface>.useDHCP`.
+  networking.useDHCP = lib.mkDefault true;
+  # networking.interfaces.enp0s25.useDHCP = lib.mkDefault true;
+  # networking.interfaces.wlp3s0.useDHCP = lib.mkDefault true;
+
+  nixpkgs.hostPlatform = lib.mkDefault "x86_64-linux";
+  hardware.cpu.intel.updateMicrocode = lib.mkDefault config.hardware.enableRedistributableFirmware;
+}