From a08c05353a8731ed00f96da8b89e7fc67148ea2b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Snoweuph <snow@euph.email>
Date: Tue, 24 Mar 2026 22:22:25 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] not a commit. you're crazy, this is a poem and art

---
 .editorconfig              | 14 ++++++++++
 lua/syntax-gaslighting.lua | 54 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------
 2 files changed, 59 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 .editorconfig

diff --git a/.editorconfig b/.editorconfig
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c3de011
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.editorconfig
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+root = true
+
+[*]
+charset = utf-8
+end_of_line = lf
+
+indent_style = space
+indent_size = 4
+tab_width = 4
+insert_final_newline = true
+trim_trailing_whitespace = true
+
+[*.md]
+indent_size = 2
diff --git a/lua/syntax-gaslighting.lua b/lua/syntax-gaslighting.lua
index 4157c77..5405be5 100644
--- a/lua/syntax-gaslighting.lua
+++ b/lua/syntax-gaslighting.lua
@@ -21,18 +21,46 @@ local default_config = {
     merge_messages = false,
     filetypes_to_ignore = { "netrw", "NvimTree", "neo-tree", "Telescope", "qf" },
     messages = {
+        -- Actual Gaslighting
+        "You're not trusting user input, right?",
+        "Totally not a memory leak... 🚽",
         "Are you sure this will pass the code quality checks? 🤔",
         "Is this line really covered by unit tests? 🧐",
         "I wouldn't commit that line without double checking... 💭",
-        "Your tech lead might have questions about this one 🤔",
-        "That's an... interesting way to solve this 🤯",
+        "sure you didn't forget to guard this? 👀",
         "Did you really mean to write it this way? 🤔",
-        "Maybe add a comment explaining why this isn't as bad as it looks? 📝",
+        "Why?",
+        "You forgot a ';'.",
+        "This won't compile, you know this, right?",
+        "Why is this approach so convoluted? 🌀",
+        "You didn't actually mean to do this, right?",
+        "That seems like the wrong approach. ❌",
+
+        -- Grading
         "Bold choice! Very... creative 💡",
-        "Please. Tell me Copilot wrote this one... 🤖",
-        "Totally not a memory leak... 🚽",
+        "Stack Overflow would delete this faster than you can blink. ❌",
+        "This has the flavor profile of debt and regret. 💸",
+        "That's an... interesting way to solve this 🤯",
+        "I'm pretty sure this violates the Geneva Convention...",
+        "A rubber duck would just walk away... 🦆",
+        "Congratulations 🎉, you've invented a problem to solve your solution.",
+        "This belongs in a modern art museum 🎨, not production...",
+        "This is sloppier than GObject",
+        "This code is a cry 😭 for help wrapped in syntax </>.",
         "I'd be embarrassed to push this to git if I were you. 😳",
+        "The questions future you will have... so many... 🤷",
+        "This reads as much like good code as 'A Brief History of Time' like a poem.",
+        "I'll give you 'interesting'.",
+        "The secure coding training clearly didn't stick.",
+        "You're really 'built different', huh? Like with an extra chromosome... 🧬",
+        "When did we forget KISS? 🤷",
+
+        -- Grading as a Question
+        "Your tech lead might have questions about this one 🤔",
         "Would God forgive you for this? ✝️",
+        "Please. Tell me Copilot wrote this one... 🤖",
+        'Please tell me this isn\'t the "simple" approach. 😰',
+        "Maybe add a comment explaining why this isn't as bad as it looks? 📝",
     },
 }
 
@@ -70,7 +98,9 @@ function M.setup(user_config)
 
     if config.auto_update then
         api.nvim_create_autocmd({ "BufEnter", "TextChanged", "TextChangedI" }, {
-            callback = function() M.schedule_update() end,
+            callback = function()
+                M.schedule_update()
+            end,
         })
     end
 
@@ -163,7 +193,9 @@ end
 
 --- Update the gaslighting decorations in the current buffer
 function M.update_decorations()
-    if not M.is_enabled or shouldIgnoreFileType() then return end
+    if not M.is_enabled or shouldIgnoreFileType() then
+        return
+    end
 
     local bufnr = api.nvim_get_current_buf()
     api.nvim_buf_clear_namespace(bufnr, ns, 0, -1) -- Clear previous decorations
@@ -205,8 +237,12 @@ function M.schedule_update()
     -- Do NOT move this block below `uv.new_timer()`, or the new timer
     -- will be stopped and closed immediately after being created.
     if timer then
-        if timer.stop then timer:stop() end
-        if timer.close then timer:close() end
+        if timer.stop then
+            timer:stop()
+        end
+        if timer.close then
+            timer:close()
+        end
     end
 
     timer = uv.new_timer()