diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 3dcdecc..5edc130 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ There are several packages exposed by this flake. Each directory in `pkgs` conta
 
 | Package            |                                            Description                                             |
 | :----------------- | :------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------: |
+| alejandra-no-ads   |            A patched version of the **Alejandra** Nix formatter, without the pesky ads.            |
 | ani-cli            |                           An up-to-date, auto updated version of ani-cli                           |
 | cloneit            |                    A CLI tool to download specific GitHub directories or files                     |
 | foot-transparent   |    A patched version of the foot terminal emulator that brings back fullscreen transparency[^1]    |
diff --git a/patches/0003-alejandra-remove-ads.patch b/patches/0003-alejandra-remove-ads.patch
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..eccee96
--- /dev/null
+++ b/patches/0003-alejandra-remove-ads.patch
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+diff --git a/src/alejandra_cli/src/cli.rs b/src/alejandra_cli/src/cli.rs
+index bab102c..b90bf1d 100644
+--- a/src/alejandra_cli/src/cli.rs
++++ b/src/alejandra_cli/src/cli.rs
+@@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ use futures::future::RemoteHandle;
+ use futures::stream::FuturesUnordered;
+ use futures::task::SpawnExt;
+
+-use crate::ads::random_ad;
+ use crate::verbosity::Verbosity;
+
+ /// The Uncompromising Nix Code Formatter.
+@@ -203,11 +202,6 @@ pub fn main() -> std::io::Result<()> {
+                     (true, false) => "requires formatting",
+                 }
+             );
+-
+-            if in_place {
+-                eprintln!();
+-                eprint!("{}", random_ad());
+-            }
+         }
+
+         std::process::exit(if in_place { 0 } else { 2 });
+@@ -218,8 +212,6 @@ pub fn main() -> std::io::Result<()> {
+         eprintln!(
+             "Congratulations! Your code complies with the Alejandra style."
+         );
+-        eprintln!();
+-        eprint!("{}", random_ad());
+     }
+
+     std::process::exit(0);
+diff --git a/src/alejandra_cli/src/lib.rs b/src/alejandra_cli/src/lib.rs
+index fd49ce8..258f656 100644
+--- a/src/alejandra_cli/src/lib.rs
++++ b/src/alejandra_cli/src/lib.rs
+@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
+-mod ads;
+ pub mod cli;
+ mod find;
+ mod verbosity;
+
diff --git a/pkgs/default.nix b/pkgs/default.nix
index 45243e1..57ec9e2 100644
--- a/pkgs/default.nix
+++ b/pkgs/default.nix
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
     };
 
     packages = let
-      inherit (pkgs) callPackage foot;
+      inherit (pkgs) callPackage foot alejandra;
 
       pins = import ../npins;
       mkPackage = path: {__functor = self: self.override;} // (callPackage path {inherit pins;});
@@ -44,8 +44,12 @@
       # patched packages
       foot-transparent = foot.overrideAttrs (prev: {
         mesonFlags = prev.mesonFlags ++ ["-Dfullscreen_alpha=true"];
-        mainProgram = "foot";
         patches = (prev.patches or []) ++ [../patches/0001-foot-transparent.patch];
+        mainProgram = "foot";
+      });
+
+      alejandra-no-ads = alejandra.overrideAttrs (prev: {
+        patches = (prev.patches or []) ++ [../patches/0003-alejandra-remove-ads.patch];
       });
     };
   };