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+# flipoff
+
+> Congratulations. You have reached the logical conclusion of your relationship
+> with modern computing.
+
+flipoff is a Python-based utility that leverages _sophisticated computer vision_
+to _solve the oldest problem in human-computer interaction_: the fact that your
+machine is still running when you no longer wish it to be. It monitors your
+webcam feed for a specific, globally recognized gesture of structural
+disapproval, also known as the middle finger, and immediately executes a system
+shutdown via D-Bus.
+
+## Motivation
+
+We live in an era of digital friction. Imagine you have just sat through a
+three-hour "sync" meeting that could have been an email. Or that your IDE has
+decided that your _perfectly valid_ syntax is actually a personal affront.
+Perhaps rust-analyzer has safely leaked memory again. Your computer is just
+standing there, even.
+
+**YOU HATE IT ALL**.
+
+For those kind of moments, conventional exit strategies are insufficient and
+meaningless. They lack energy. They lack... catharsis. Thus, **flipoff** was
+made. Built on three core pillars of modern engineering:
+
+- Efficiency: Why move a mouse several inches when you can simply extend a
+  single digit from the comfort of your keyboard?
+- Emotional Honesty: Your computer should know exactly how you feel about its
+  latest "Mandatory Update" during a presentation. Hate. Let me tell you about
+  _hate_.
+- The Final Word: There is no greater feeling of power than watching your
+  monitor go black at the exact moment of your peak indignation.
+
+We have spent decades teaching computers to understand our speech and our touch.
+It was about time we taught them to understand our boundaries.
+
+> [!IMPORTANT]
+> **Disclaimer**
+>
+> I am not responsible if you use this while in a Zoom meeting and accidentally
+> flip off your coworkers. Granted, that would be hilarious and I want to hear
+> about it but I don't accept responsibility.